I will no longer be trying on clothes with Ethan. I tried on a few swimsuits Monday night with him in the room. During the 5 min we were in there he shouted "Boobs" and "boobies" at least 8 times. When I pulled down my pants my underwear came down too - so he yelled "pee hole" (yes, I know not the technical term - he caught me off guard one day when I was peeing asking where my penis was).... then several times in the fitting room and while checking out he goes behind me grabs my butt and sings "shake your booty mommy!"
Hilariously embarassing................
and it just keeps getting better - this morning while getting dressed for work he tells me I don't have a top on. I acknowledge that and let him know that I'm putting my bra on. Why he asks? to hold my boobs up I answer him. His question...... why are they down?
Coming soon...... the talk about private parts being private and what we talk about to who and where.
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"Why are they down?" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's a classic.
so.effing.funny. I love when they're at that age when they say this hilarious stuff!
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